I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
3.24 // 4.10
stiles stilinski in time of death
Commissioned work for areyoutryingtodeduceme! Deputy!Derek and Baker!Stiles AU being stupid to each other. And since I’m also stupid have something more.
what am i doing
hope u liked my commission and im so so r r y
If something happens, don’t expect me to risk my life trying to save yours.
Dylan O’Brien dancing on ‘Despierta America’ [x]
Dylan talking to Wes Ball on set (x)
Teen Wolf AU: For as long as Derek can think, he’s been in the family business - in his family’s case, that’s being an assassin for hire. When Peter gives him the name of a new target, with the additional task of extraction information, he doesn’t question his orders. However, Stiles isn’t easy to get close to, and as he slowly gets closer to him, Derek has to admit that maybe he is drawing this assignment out longer than strictly necessary. And more than that, he’s beginning to fall hopelessly in love with Stiles, a factor that doesn’t stay unnoticed by Peter and that comlicates things even further when Derek finds that he is unable to pull the trigger on Stiles even if it means putting his own life at risk…
"How much," Stiles asks, "are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after."
"My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world," Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, "they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks."
"A thousand," Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.